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Old 11-09-2012, 05:40 AM
Dart 360 Dart 360 is offline
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Laugh Parachute Club

Something us older guys need to be aware of.........


Yesterday my daughter asked why I didn't do something useful with my time.

She suggested I go down to the senior center and hang out with the guys.

I did this and when I got home last night I told her that I had joined a parachute club.

She said, "Are you nuts? You're almost 75 years old and you're going to start jumping out of airplanes?"

I proudly showed her that I even got a membership card. She said to me,

"Good grief, where are your glasses! This is a membership to a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club."

I'm in trouble again, and I don't know what to do... I signed up for five jumps a week.
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