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Old 12-03-2012, 04:40 PM
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Default The Amazing Human Body

The Amazing Human Body.

It takes your food seven seconds to get from mouth to stomach.

One human hair can support 6.6 lbs.

The average man"s ?? is two times the length of his thumb.

Human thigh bones are stronger than concrete.

A woman;s heart beats faster than a mans.

There about 1 trillion bacteria on each of your feet.

Women blink twice as often as men.

The average persons skin weights twice as heavy as the brain.

Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing still.

If saliva can"t dissolve something, you cannot taste it.

WOMEN
Will have finished reading this by now.

Men
Are still busy checking their thumbs.
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