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Old 09-22-2013, 12:28 AM
Dart 360 Dart 360 is offline
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Laugh The Fly

A newly relocated highway patrolman had pulled an elderly black man over and, while writing him a ticket, a large horse fly kept buzzing by his face trying to land on the policeman.
Finally disgusted , the policeman asked " Just what kind of fly is that you have down in this part of the country?" The old man replied " Well sir, that's the kind of fly that gets on a horses ass".
The patrolman asked " Mr. are you trying to say I am a horses ass ?
"Why no sir....., I would never call an officer of the law a horses ass".
Then turning his head away the old man said " But you shore cant fool them flies"!
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