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Old 10-15-2013, 12:38 PM
Jamze Duncan Jamze Duncan is offline
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Default Bad Fast Goat!

Rerun..

Bad Fast Goat!

Two guys are walking down a road when they come across a deep hole
beside it. Being curious, they go over and check it out. When they look
down, they are surprised to find they can't see the bottom. So they
drop a rock down the hole and listen... Nothing. They get a bigger rock
and drop it down the hole and listen... Nothing. Finally they get the
biggest rock they can find and roll it into to the hole and listen... Nothing.
One of them says, "Man, that's a deep hole!"

Thinking they might hear something larger hit the bottom, the only thing
they can find nearby is a massive, old dead tree trunk. They pushed and
pulled and tugged the massively heavy old tree trunk by inches at a time
and after 30 minutes of solid, real hard work, they can just barely have
enough energy left to roll it over the side.

They pause and listen intently... They hear a sound, but it is coming from
behind them! They quickly turn around and to their amazement, they see
a goat bearing down on them with it head lowered, literally flying along,
its feet barely touching the ground because it was moving as fast a
speeding bullet!

The two men dive out of its way just in time, as the goat plunges past
them and literally leaped, then flew into the seemingly bottomless hole!
The two look at each other and say, "Boy that was close! We'd better
get away from this thing before we end up with the goat!".

So they continue on their way down the road until they happen across
a farmer working near it. The men again put their heads together and
figure that the goat must belong to the farmer and they decide to tell him
what happened.

"Hey, Mr. Farmer. Do you happen to own a goat?", one of them asked.
The farmer replies, "Yeah, why do you ask?" The men then tell him the
story of what happened at the hole and how they narrowly avoided death
by being butted into the hole by the speeding goat.

The farmer said, "Well boys, I'm sure that was not my goat. You see,
my goat is really old and crippled up with arthritis. There just is no way
he could have been moving that fast. Besides, I have him securely tied
up with a long rope to a really big, old tree trunk."
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