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Old 12-06-2013, 09:33 PM
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Laugh Getting His Own Back . . .

A guy is looking for a place to sit in a crowded university library. He asks a girl, "Do you mind if I sit beside you?"

The girl replies with a loud voice, "I DON'T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!"

All the students in the library started staring at the guy. He is truly embarrassed and moves to another table.

After a couple of minutes, the girl walks quietly to the guy's table and says with a laugh, "I study psychology, and I know what a man is thinking. I guess you felt embarrassed, right?"

The guy then responds with a loud voice, "$500 FOR ONE NIGHT? THAT'S TOO MUCH!"

All the people in the library look at the girl in shock.

The guy whispers in her ear, "I study law, and I know how to screw people."

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