The bum in the park

[67cudaracer]

There was this bum passed out in the park and this gay guy was jogging through the park and happened to see the bum. So the gay guy thought this would be a good time for some sex if ya know what I mean.So he ended up doing the bum after he was done he put 5 dollars in the bums shirt pocket.The bum woke up and found the 5 bucks and went down to the liquor store and told the guy at the counter to give him a bottle of there cheapest wisky.The bum went back to the park and drank the wisky and pasted out well the next day came and sure enough here come that gay guy again and ends up screwing that bum for the second time and again the gay guy puts 5 dollar in the bums shirt pocket.The bum wakes up and find that he has 5 dollars in his shirt pocket again so he goes to the liquor and tells the clerk to give him a bottle of his cheepest wisky.Well the bum goes back to the park and drinks the bottle of wisky and passes out again.Well the next day the ggay guy and his friend is jogging through the park and the both had there way with this bum.But this time they left 10 dollars in the bums shirt pocket later on that day the bum wakes up and finds 10 dollars thinking it's his lucky day he goes down to the liquor store and tell the clerk to give him a bottle of his finest wisky because that cheap stuff is burning his asshole out.

[1972roadrunner]

i've heard a different version about a homeless drunk that passes out behind a gay bar... the money ammounts were different too...

on the subject...

4 gay guys sitting in a hot tub.

a condom comes to the surface of the water and starts floating around...

what do the 4 say?

"who farted?"