For all you cop lovers at X-mas

[SUN RA KAT]

For all you cop lovers at X-mas


A city cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street when a little girl on her new shiny bike stopped beside him. "Nice bike", the cop said "did Santa bring it to you?"

"Yep", the little girl said, "he sure did!"

The cop looked the bike over and handed the girl a $5 ticket for a safety violation. The cop said, Next year tell Santa to put a reflector light on the back of it."

The young girl looked up at the cop and said, "Nice horse you got there sir, did Santa bring it to you?"

"Yes, he sure did," chuckled the cop.

The little girl looked up at the cop and said, "Next year tell Santa the dick goes underneath the horse

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Yip that's a good one to, I think I posted that one not so long ago but it was a boy

[SUN RA KAT]

I remember you did, but a good joke is always worth retelling!

[NZ 440R/T]

Originally posted by SUN RA KAT
I remember you did, but a good joke is always worth retelling!

Amen - Now if only I had a kid, I could make her/him remember that line

Daughter/Son = Cop = Me in the car listening =