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Old 06-12-2006, 02:39 AM
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Two hunters were deep in the woods when one of them suddenly fell to the ground and was showing no signs of life. The other man left standing there confused about what had just happend, and believing that his partner has suddenly fallen over dead, pulls out his cell phone and calls emergency services. "9-1-1, what's your emergency" a woman on the line asks. " I think my friend is dead, what should I do?!?!" said the hunter. The woman on the phone says " Stay calm, the first thing I need you to do is to make sure that he's dead." The hunter says " o.k. hold on a minute." A brief silence is heard, followed by the sound of a gunshot, "O.K., now what..."

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