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Old 07-15-2006, 08:13 PM
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While I was watching the four playoff games last weekend, my wife

and I got into a conversation about life and death, and the need for living wills.

During the course of the conversation I told her that I never wanted to

exist in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and taking

fluids from a bottle.

She got up, unplugged the TV and threw out all my beer.

Man, sometimes it's tough being married to a smartass.
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Old 07-16-2006, 11:26 AM
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Never even thought about that before.........LMFAO!
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