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Old 08-16-2006, 09:03 PM
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Default City of Los Angeles High School Math Proficiency Exam

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1. Little Johnny has an AK47 with a 30 round clip. He usually misses 6 out of 10 shots and uses 13 rounds per drive-by shooting. How many drive-by shootings can little Johnny attempt before he has to reload?

2. Jose has 2 ounces of cocaine. If he sells an 8 ball to Jackson for $320 and 2 grams to Billy for $85 per gram, what is the street value of the rest of his kit?

3. Willie gets $200 to steal a BMW, $150 for a Vette and $100 for a 4X4. If he steals 1 BMW, 2 Vettes and 3 4X4s how many more Vettes will he have to steal before to have $900?

4. If an average can of spray paint covers 22 square feet and the average letter is 3 square feet, how many letters can be sprayed with 3 eight ounce cans with 20% extra paint free?



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Old 08-29-2006, 09:16 AM
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Hey Quietdad, Here's a math question we had to answer when I got out of high school. What's the square root of 69?? Answer: Ate something.
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Old 08-29-2006, 11:03 AM
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Catholic School Question:

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