FrankenDodge vs....Crown Vic???

[pcrmike]

My friend thought he was all cool cuz he bought an old cop car! He got a Crown Vic, and then tried telling me it had a "super duty" engine, and all this stuff. He tried the line from Blues Brothers, and I flat told him it won't run like a Mopar cop car! He didn't shut up, so I cleaned his plow! (That's Arkansan for laid a whoopin' on ) Only problem is, when I get on the freeway to run 40-100 with him, we get spotted by a REAL cop car and split! We didn't get caught, but they were out heavy in Searcy that night! Oh BTW, as if there is any doubt, FrankenDodge is definitely faster than a Ferd!

[GS -]

I can hear the Smokey and the bandit banjo music strumming while you were trying to outrun 'um.


One of these days I can also see Searcy cops throwing a couple of older rednecks like us in jail because, "We should know better".

[pcrmike]

Old rednecks like us are also their only source of entertainment in a quiet town like this!

[GS -]

I love it, just like a seen from American Graffitti. Only in the good ole USA.

[Frank]

"Frankendodge", huh? Cool name!

[pcrmike]

But I'm sure it's not as light, fast and cool as a Frankendart!