Before It Starts

[satellite66]

> >A man comes home from an exhausting day at work, plops down on the
> couch in
> >front of the television, and tells his wife
> >"Get me a beer before it starts."
> >The wife sighs and gets him a beer
> >Fifteen minutes later, he says, "Get me another beer before it
> starts."
> >She looks cross, but fetches another beer and slams it down next to
> him.
> >He finishes that beer and a few minutes later says, "Quick, get me
> another
> >beer, it's going to start any minute."
> >The wife is furious. She yells at him, "Is that all you're going to
> do
> >tonight? Drink beer and sit in front of that TV? You're nothing but
> a lazy,
> >drunken, fat slob, and furthermore . . ."
> >The man sighs and says, "Damn... It's started . . "

[Wrecker]

I had an ex-wife like that.